Yeah, not many. This was the equivalent of the playboy model 25,000 years ago. Fertile, bountiful, well fed. Today? Not so much!
Guess which I can identify with in my "delicate" state?
There's nothing delicate about the girth of my waist, chest or ankles at this point.
I am like a barnacle clad whale, beached on the couch, like a colossus, standing huge and ominous, like a Zamboni, in dangerous, unstoppable motion. You know what they say about an object in motion. My oversized belly can be a dangerous weapon, knocking things over in its wake. Alone, it could be an NFL pick for a blocker... what are those called?
I am a force that is anything but delicate! Only 8 more weeks and still plenty of time to get bigger...
and bigger...
and BIGGER!!!
2 comments:
MMMmmmm -mnot sure I'd like to match bellies with you, I suspect I would walk away with the "win".
Love ya sweetie, hang in there.
Da daddy
Oh My Gosh!!! HOW did I miss that you were even expecting??? Where have I been??? I'm SO excited!!!!!!!!!!!! Wheeeee. Call me.
Oh, and BTW... I've seen you preggo and you look awesome.
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