How many people find this attractive?
Yeah, not many. This was the equivalent of the playboy model 25,000 years ago. Fertile, bountiful, well fed. Today? Not so much!
Guess which I can identify with in my "delicate" state?
There's nothing delicate about the girth of my waist, chest or ankles at this point.
I am like a barnacle clad whale, beached on the couch, like a colossus, standing huge and ominous, like a Zamboni, in dangerous, unstoppable motion. You know what they say about an object in motion. My oversized belly can be a dangerous weapon, knocking things over in its wake. Alone, it could be an NFL pick for a blocker... what are those called?
I am a force that is anything but delicate! Only 8 more weeks and still plenty of time to get bigger...