Wednesday, February 15, 2012

The "Delicate" State

How many people find this attractive?

Yeah, not many.  This was the equivalent of the playboy model 25,000 years ago.  Fertile, bountiful, well fed.  Today?  Not so much!

Guess which I can identify with in my "delicate" state?

There's nothing delicate about the girth of my waist, chest or ankles at this point.

I am like a barnacle clad whale, beached on the couch, like a colossus, standing huge and ominous, like a Zamboni, in dangerous, unstoppable motion.  You know what they say about an object in motion.  My oversized belly can be a dangerous weapon, knocking things over in its wake.  Alone, it could be an NFL pick for a blocker... what are those called?

I am a force that is anything but delicate!  Only 8 more weeks and still plenty of time to get bigger...

and bigger...

and BIGGER!!!


eiaftinfo said...

MMMmmmm -mnot sure I'd like to match bellies with you, I suspect I would walk away with the "win".

Love ya sweetie, hang in there.

Da daddy

Marijanna and Shaun said...

Oh My Gosh!!! HOW did I miss that you were even expecting??? Where have I been??? I'm SO excited!!!!!!!!!!!! Wheeeee. Call me.

Oh, and BTW... I've seen you preggo and you look awesome.