First on my list: The slicer thing called the magic chopper. There's NO WAY that sucker can cut things like that. It shows up diced after it's passed through the blades, but you would have to take it out and do it again to get that result. I just can't figure it out.
Then: the blanket with arms... yes! Nothing better for a cold blooded gal who likes to snuggle on the couch.
The magic bullet... not that kind... the party they throw on the TV looks so fun! And it makes like a million things. Great as long as you have a dishwasher. I wonder if you could chop non food items up?
Spanks... I just like the name.
Bow Flex: As long as it comes with an instructor... to help me use it... otherwise you might find me tangled in all the strings like a discombobulated spider.
Slendertone ab machine thingy: Come on, great abs while doing nothing but sending electric pulses through your middle while you sit on your butt and watch more infomercials? HEAVEN!!!
Purse brite mini organizer: Yeah, right.
The Little Giant: It's a ladder... but it twists and turns and gets bigger and even makes a bridge.
Pro Caulk: No way this can work, its too easy
Sham Wow: Will I really say wow every time?
There's so much stuff that I would love to try!
Did I mention that I LOVE infomercials, and if I were independently wealthy I would buy so much crap!