My daughter has been running around this morning asking for 2 very strange things for a 2 year old...
"Where's my Lexus? I want my Lexus. Daddy have you seen my Lexus?"
"More crack whores! I want more crack whores! Please?"
Lexus = necklace
Crack whores = crackers
Thank God... otherwise she better marry rich!
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